she's a real left-winger 'cause she's been down south
and held peasants in her arms
she says "i could tell you stories that'd make you cry
what about you"
i said "me too
i could tell you a story that'd make you cry"
and she said "aah"

i said "i wanna be a singer like lou reed"
"i like lou reed" she said stickin' her tongue in my ear
"let's go, let's sit, let's talk, politics goes so good with beer
and while we're at it baby
why don't you tell me one of your greatest fears"
i said "losing my penis to a whore with disease"
"just kidding" i said
"losing my life to a whore with disease"
she said "excuse me please?"
i said "losing my life to a whore with disease"
i said "please"
well, i'm a humble guy with healthy desire
don't gimme no shit because...